The Story

Probed and Loaded follows Gunny, a sarcastic ex-Marine whose quiet night drinking with his buddy Buzz ends with an alien abduction. Thanks to the metal plate in his head, Gunny is immune to the aliens’ psychic control, and what should have been a routine experiment quickly becomes an explosive escape involving stolen alien weapons, bizarre technology, questionable heroics, and an unexpected alien ally.

But Gunny’s escape reveals something much bigger: the aliens aren’t simply studying Earth, they’re preparing it for invasion. What begins as one man trying to get home becomes the first chapter of a much larger, increasingly ridiculous battle for the planet…and eventually, the galaxy.

Whatever the universe throws at him, Gunny has one solution: shoot first, insult them second, and figure out what the hell is going on later.